Two And A Half Men
(2003) |
Required UC: 3 per episode
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Creaters: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Actors: Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Angus T. Jones
- S1, Ep24: Can You Feel My Finger
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- S1, Ep22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet EUR
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- S1, Ep21: No Sniffing, No Wowing EUR
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- S1, Ep20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark EUR
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- S1, Ep19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You EUR
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- S1, Ep18: An Old Flame with a New Wick EUR
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- S1, Ep17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats EUR
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- S1, Ep16: That Was Saliva, Alan EUR
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- S1, Ep15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick EUR
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- S1, Ep14: I Can't Afford Hyenas EUR
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- S1, Ep13: Sarah Like Puny Alan EUR
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- S1, Ep12: Camel Filters and Pheromones EUR
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- S1, Ep11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor EUR
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- S1, Ep10: Merry Thanksgiving EUR
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- S1, Ep09: Phase One, Complete EUR
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- S1, Ep08: Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful EUR
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- S1, Ep07: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake EUR
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- S1, Ep06: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monke EUR
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- S1, Ep05: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump EUR
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- S1, Ep04: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to T EUR
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- S1, Ep03: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hel EUR
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- S1, Ep02:Big Flappy Bastards free EUR
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- S1, Ep01:Pilot free EUR
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Season 1：
- S2, Ep24: Does This Smell Funny to You EUR
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- S2, Ep23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab EUR
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- S2, Ep22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother EUR
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- S2, Ep21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On EUR
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- S2, Ep20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey EUR
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- S2, Ep19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise EUR
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- S2, Ep18: It Was Mame, Mom EUR
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- S2, Ep17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! EUR
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- S2, Ep16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? EUR
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- S2, Ep15: Smell the Umbrella Stand EUR
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- S2, Ep14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut EUR
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- S2, Ep13: Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów EUR
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- S2, Ep12: A Lung Full of Alan EUR
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- S2, Ep11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos EUR
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- S2, Ep10: The Salmon Under My Sweater EUR
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- S2, Ep09: Yes, Monsignor EUR
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- S2, Ep08: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers EUR
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- S2, Ep07: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana EUR
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- S2, Ep06: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance EUR
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- S2, Ep05: Bad News from the Clinic EUR
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- S2, Ep04: Go Get Mommy's Bra EUR
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- S2, Ep03: A Bag Full of Jawea EUR
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- S2, Ep02:Enjoy Those Garlic Balls free EUR
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- S2, Ep01:Back Off Mary Poppins free EUR
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Season 2：
- S3, Ep24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite EUR
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- S3, Ep23: Arguments for the Quickie EUR
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- S3, Ep22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie EUR
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- S3, Ep21: And the Plot Moistens EUR
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- S3, Ep20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro EUR
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- S3, Ep19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin EUR
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- S3, Ep18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler EUR
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- S3, Ep17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer EUR
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- S3, Ep16: Ergo, the Booty Call EUR
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- S3, Ep15: My Tongue Is Meat EUR
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- S3, Ep14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded EUR
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- S3, Ep13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium EUR
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- S3, Ep12: That Special Tug EUR
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- S3, Ep11: Santa's Village of the Damned EUR
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- S3, Ep10: Something Salted and Twisted EUR
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- S3, Ep09: Madame and Her Special Friend EUR
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- S3, Ep08: That Voodoo That I Do Do EUR
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- S3, Ep07: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop EUR
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- S3, Ep06: Hi, Mr. Horned One EUR
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- S3, Ep05: We Called It Mr. Pinky EUR
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- S3, Ep04: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs EUR
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- S3, Ep03: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark EUR
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- S3, Ep02:Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover free EUR
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- S3, Ep01:Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts free EUR
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Season 3：
- S4, Ep24: Prostitutes and Gelato EUR
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- S4, Ep23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin EUR
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- S4, Ep22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag EUR
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- S4, Ep21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous EUR
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- S4, Ep20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot EUR
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- S4, Ep19: Smooth as a Ken Doll EUR
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- S4, Ep18: It Never Rains in Hooterville EUR
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- S4, Ep17: I Merely Slept with a Commie EUR
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- S4, Ep16: Young People Have Phlegm Too EUR
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- S4, Ep15: My Damn Stalker EUR
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- S4, Ep14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami EUR
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- S4, Ep13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer EUR
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- S4, Ep12: Castrating Sheep in Montana EUR
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- S4, Ep11: Walnuts and Demerol EUR
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- S4, Ep10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln EUR
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- S4, Ep09: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour EUR
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- S4, Ep08: Release the Dogs EUR
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- S4, Ep07: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head EUR
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- S4, Ep06: Apologies for the Frivolity EUR
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- S4, Ep05: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility EUR
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- S4, Ep04: A Pot Smoking Monkey EUR
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- S4, Ep03: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress EUR
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- S4, Ep02:Who's Vod Kanockers free EUR
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- S4, Ep01:Working for Caligula free EUR
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Season 4：
- S5, Ep19: Waiting for the Right Snapper EUR
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- S5, Ep18: If My Hole Could Talk EUR
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- S5, Ep17: Fish in a Drawer EUR
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- S5, Ep16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty EUR
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- S5, Ep15: Rough Night in Hump Junction EUR
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- S5, Ep14: Winky-Dink Time EUR
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- S5, Ep13: The Soil is Moist EUR
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- S5, Ep12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh EUR
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- S5, Ep11: Meander to Your Dander EUR
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- S5, Ep10: Kinda Like Necrophilia EUR
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- S5, Ep09: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids EUR
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- S5, Ep08: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? EUR
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- S5, Ep07: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room EUR
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- S5, Ep06: Help Daddy Find His Toenail EUR
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- S5, Ep05: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat EUR
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- S5, Ep04: City of Great Racks EUR
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- S5, Ep03: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo EUR
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- S5, Ep02:Media Room Slash Dungeon free EUR
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- S5, Ep01:Large Birds, Spiders and Mom free EUR
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Season 5：
- S6, Ep24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids EUR
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- S6, Ep23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth EUR
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- S6, Ep22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box EUR
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- S6, Ep21: Above Exalted Cyclops EUR
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- S6, Ep20: Hello, I am Alan Cousteau EUR
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- S6, Ep19: The Two Finger Rule EUR
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- S6, Ep18: My Son's Enormous Head EUR
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- S6, Ep17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? EUR
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- S6, Ep16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime EUR
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- S6, Ep15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat EUR
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- S6, Ep14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie EUR
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- S6, Ep13: I Think You Offended Don EUR
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- S6, Ep12: Thank God for Scoliosis EUR
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- S6, Ep11: The Devil's Lube EUR
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- S6, Ep10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited EUR
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- S6, Ep09: The Mooch at the Boo EUR
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- S6, Ep08: Pinocchio's Mouth EUR
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- S6, Ep07: Best H.O. Money Can Buy EUR
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- S6, Ep06: It's Always Nazi Week EUR
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- S6, Ep05: A Jock Strap in Hell EUR
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- S6, Ep04: The Flavin' and the Mavin' EUR
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- S6, Ep03: Damn You, Eggs Benedict EUR
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- S6, Ep02:Pie Hole, Herb free EUR
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- S6, Ep01:Taterhead Is Our Love Child free EUR
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Season 6：
- S7, Ep22: This Is Not Gonna End Well EUR
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- S7, Ep21: Gumby with a Pokey EUR
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- S7, Ep20: I Called Him Magoo EUR
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- S7, Ep19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave EUR
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- S7, Ep18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day EUR
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- S7, Ep17: I Found Your Moustache EUR
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- S7, Ep16: Tinkle Like a Princess EUR
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- S7, Ep15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche EUR
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- S7, Ep14: Crude and Uncalled For EUR
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- S7, Ep13: Yay, No Polyps EUR
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- S7, Ep12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste EUR
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- S7, Ep11: Warning, It's Dirty EUR
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- S7, Ep10: That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' EUR
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- S7, Ep09: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair EUR
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- S7, Ep08: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. EUR
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- S7, Ep07: Untainted by Filth EUR
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- S7, Ep06: Give Me Your Thumb EUR
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- S7, Ep05: For the Sake of the Child EUR
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- S7, Ep04: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator EUR
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- S7, Ep03: Mmm, Fish. Yum. EUR
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- S7, Ep02:Whipped Unto the Third Generation free EUR
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- S7, Ep01:818-jklpuzo free EUR
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Season 7：
- S8, Ep16: That Darn Priest EUR
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- S8, Ep15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak EUR
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- S8, Ep14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs EUR
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- S8, Ep13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup EUR
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- S8, Ep12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead EUR
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- S8, Ep11: Dead from the Waist Down EUR
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- S8, Ep10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop EUR
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- S8, Ep09: A Good Time in Central Africa EUR
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- S8, Ep08: Springtime on a Stick EUR
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- S8, Ep07: The Crazy Bitch Gazette EUR
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- S8, Ep06: Twanging Your Magic Clanger EUR
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- S8, Ep05: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel EUR
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- S8, Ep04: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers EUR
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- S8, Ep03: A Pudding-Filled Cactus EUR
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- S8, Ep02:A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer free EUR
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- S8, Ep01:Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud free EUR
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Season 8：
- S9, Ep24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! EUR
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- S9, Ep23: The Straw in My Donut Hole EUR
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- S9, Ep22: Why We Gave Up Women EUR
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- S9, Ep21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' EUR
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- S9, Ep20: Grandma's Pie EUR
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- S9, Ep19: Palmdale, Ech EUR
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- S9, Ep18: The War Against Gingivitis EUR
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- S9, Ep17: Not in My Mouth! EUR
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- S9, Ep16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy EUR
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- S9, Ep15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack EUR
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- S9, Ep14: A Possum on Chemo EUR
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- S9, Ep13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion EUR
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- S9, Ep12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! EUR
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- S9, Ep11: What a Lovely Landing Strip EUR
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- S9, Ep10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes EUR
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- S9, Ep09: Frodo's Headshots EUR
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- S9, Ep08: Thank You for the Intercourse EUR
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- S9, Ep07: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets EUR
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- S9, Ep06: The Squat and the Hover EUR
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- S9, Ep05: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro EUR
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- S9, Ep04: Nine Magic Fingers EUR
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- S9, Ep03: Big Girls Don't Throw Food EUR
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- S9, Ep02:People Who Love Peepholes free EUR
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- S9, Ep01:Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt free EUR
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Season 9：
- S10, Ep23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped EUR
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- S10, Ep22: My Bodacious Vidalia EUR
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- S10, Ep21: Another Night with Neil Diamond EUR
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- S10, Ep20: Bazinga! That's from a TV Show EUR
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- S10, Ep19: Episode 18 EUR
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- S10, Ep18: The 9:04 from Pemberton EUR
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- S10, Ep17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries EUR
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- S10, Ep16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby EUR
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- S10, Ep15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It EUR
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- S10, Ep14: Run, Steven Staven! Run! EUR
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- S10, Ep13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line EUR
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- S10, Ep12: Welcome to Alancrest EUR
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- S10, Ep11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole EUR
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- S10, Ep10: One Nut Johnson EUR
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- S10, Ep09: I Scream When I Pee EUR
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- S10, Ep08: Something My Gynecologist Said EUR
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- S10, Ep07: Avoid the Chinese Mustard EUR
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- S10, Ep06: Ferrets, Attack! EUR
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- S10, Ep05: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam EUR
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- S10, Ep04: You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For EUR
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- S10, Ep03: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt EUR
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- S10, Ep02:A Big Bag of Dog free EUR
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- S10, Ep01:I Changed My Mind About the Milk free EUR
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Season 10：
- S11, Ep22: Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead EUR
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- S11, Ep21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot EUR
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- S11, Ep20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia EUR
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- S11, Ep19: Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick EUR
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- S11, Ep18: West Side Story EUR
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- S11, Ep17: Welcome Home, Jake EUR
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- S11, Ep16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper EUR
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- S11, Ep15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin EUR
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- S11, Ep14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe EUR
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- S11, Ep13: Bite Me, Supreme Court EUR
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- S11, Ep12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. EUR
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- S11, Ep11: Taze in the Lady Nuts EUR
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- S11, Ep10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! EUR
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- S11, Ep09: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer EUR
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- S11, Ep08: Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room EUR
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- S11, Ep07: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie EUR
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- S11, Ep06: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants EUR
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- S11, Ep05: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 EUR
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- S11, Ep04: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank EUR
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- S11, Ep03: This Unblessed Biscuit EUR
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- S11, Ep02:I Think I Banged Lucille Ball free EUR
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- S11, Ep01:Nangnangnangnang free EUR
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Season 11：
- S12, Ep15: Of Course He's Dead Part 1 EUR
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- S12, Ep14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun EUR
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- S12, Ep13: Boompa Loved His Hookers EUR
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- S12, Ep12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off EUR
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- S12, Ep11: For Whom the Booty Calls EUR
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- S12, Ep10: Here I Come, Pants! EUR
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- S12, Ep09: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey EUR
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- S12, Ep08: Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight EUR
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- S12, Ep07: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner EUR
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- S12, Ep06: Alan Shot a Little Girl EUR
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- S12, Ep05: Oontz, Oontz, Oontz EUR
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- S12, Ep04: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight EUR
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- S12, Ep03: Glamping in a Yurt EUR
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- S12, Ep02:A Chic Bar in Ibiza free EUR
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- S12, Ep01:The Ol' Mexican Spinach free EUR
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Season 12：
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